Hey, I’m back. Where ya been?

I’ve been away from my blog for a few years. OK, 6. But I’m back.

And I see you haven’t even visited to see if I’m still alive!

Warning: This blog can be blunt. You may suffer side effects such as involuntary smiles, snickering, or an urge to comment. Don’t panic. It’s normal.  Panic if you don’t feel anything.

P.S. I’ve left my old posts in for fun. Um, times have changed. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.